May 2013
methlabrador:
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
nallycat:
make shorter posts im too lazy to read
spocktakular:
cant believe yoohoo bought tumblr
-annoying:
someone mail me mozzarella sticks
abiak:
‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’
snapchatting:
mary had a little bitch
urbancatfitters:
heeheehaahaahoohoo:
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
gamsee:
hey you reblogged my post wanna go out with me
notflavio:
mishawinsexster:
behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever
what the hell did i log onto
vvant:
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
drinking:
i’m still debating on what i hate more, myself or everybody else
screwsociety:
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
