methlabrador: [tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
inbox: moo bitch get out the hay
nallycat: make shorter posts im too lazy to read
spocktakular: cant believe yoohoo bought tumblr
-annoying: someone mail me mozzarella sticks
abiak: ‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’
snapchatting: mary had a little bitch
urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
gamsee: hey you reblogged my post wanna go out with me
notflavio: mishawinsexster: behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever what the hell did i log onto
vvant: let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
drinking: i’m still debating on what i hate more, myself or everybody else
screwsociety: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
me: it’s a long story person: i have time!